Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

Meme's used in Sri Lankan protests against UNHRC

It's amazing to see how online world influences the physical world since it is expected the other way around. Recently Sri Lankan protestors against UN human rights commission has used  meme's as slogan boards. See below

It says USA - Y U NO TABLE RESOLUTION ON YOURSELF?

I predict pretty soon we see them in Lipton square, In Cricket matches and in every other demonstration in Sri Lanka held for different reasons. 

Monday, January 16, 2012

Girls Facebook Status - I'm going to live in X for Y months

Today morning another lame attempt by girls was decoded by a set of intelligent men (Thanks DimSam) and asked me to post in my blog so the guys will not fall for it and rush to comment (And maybe inbox to say what they wanted to say for a long time - "Good bye" - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?)

Basically it is

"I'm going to live in (month you were born in [see below]) for (day you were born on) months"

January - Mexico
February - London
March - Miami
April - Dominican Republic
May - France
June - St. Petersburg
July - Austria
August - Germany
September - New York
October - Amsterdam
November - Las Vegas
December - Columbia

This is lame for several reasons
1. It is decoded
This is another lame girl attempt after the "I like it in X" status which was also decoded like in - what? 5 mins? Also implies the girls incapability of keeping a secret for more than an hour ( ♬ ♭ Click Five - Just The Girl  ♩ ♬ ♮)

2. It is possible but improbable for a girl like you
Knowing that you haven't been to the shop outside home without your mom - Are we to believe you are actually going to Mexico? Laughing out loud - even at the thought of it.

3. We have already witnessed girls' general knowledge 
You say you are going to St.Petersburg? We know girls common sense and general knowledge is so good that you don't know that some of the above are not countries and you wont have a clue where they are located. So when you say you are going to Austria - We LOL - By the meaning of LOL.

Guys, comment below with more reasons and girls - TRY,i say again "TRY" to defend..try... :-P

Friday, December 16, 2011

Best places to buy Christmas deco in Colombo - Sri Lanka

I know im sounding crazy - But this is really helpful for someone looking for this kind of stupid things online. You may argue that you can buy stuff from Keells or Cargills - But believe me, you can't even compare the cheap prices of this kinda places.

Below is the map to the street full of deco during the Christmas season in Sri Lanka


Following are a list of things you can buy here

From China Street
  • Christmas Tree (The one that comes small but can be erected - Stop you dirty mind!)
  • Christmas swags - That you put in staircases
  • Bells, Balls and other small things you hang ( එල්ලෙන සියල්ල පොලවට ලම්බක වේ :-P )
  • Santa hats
  • LED bulbs to put on the tree - Multi-colour and single colour ones
From Bankshall street
  • Flowers - They call it some weird name (Will find out and update)
Below is an interactive google map to the place so you can even get directions from known land marks - 


A big thank you to those who went before me and directed me to this awesome shops. (Not sure whether they like to be mentioned - If you like pls grant your permission xD)

Friday, October 29, 2010

360 Degree Analysis on girls : 3 Main types of girls

Credits to my HR Manager who taught me about 360 Degree Evaluations - Even though you were below me I learnt a lot from you man.

360 Degree Evaluation then came to my attention when I was evaluated in a training - Believe me guys it was really cool getting all the "YOU ARE AWESOME" comments from
1. People senior to you
2. Junior to you and
3. Parallel to you

As the 3 categories suggested - I was thinking how similar it applies to girls. There are different types of girl friends as 360 Degree evaluation suggests. Although its 360 Degrees, it is basically 3 categories. After How I met your mother latest episode (Season 06 episode 06 - "Baby Talk") I got the visual evidence i needed.

Here goes the 3 types of girlfriends you can have -

1. Girls who act senior to you - Mom like girlfriends
Example - She will look after everything about you - Watch video


2. Girls who act in the same level as you - Sister/Friend like girlfriends
Normal ones. Will show both 1 & 2 characteristics.

3. Girls who act junior to you - Daughter or Baby like girlfriends
Like babies. Will want you to do just everything. Good thing is they will make you feel needed. Watch video -

But guys, this totally depends on how you act also. Even you can act in 360 ways with a girl and her reaction will change.

Lets do a poll to find out the most common, liked type of girlfriend - Now guys & girls - please vote below on which type of girl you mostly like? And You are free to comment on this 3 types and our ideas...

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Interesting statistics - Sri Lanka male/female ratios by age

One of my closest friends from Uni.of Mora (Chick indeed...LOL) is bringing in an argument that bro/chick ratio of an entity is effected by the Sri Lanka Male/Female ratio.


Dude - This is ridiculous. They are totally different because bro.s and chicks are a different age segment. You can understand it by the names - bro.s and chick. You don't call chick to your 4 year old sister and you dont call chick to the 80 year old granny. You do not call bro to your 60 year old professor...LOL


Now if you analyse the statistics of ages 15-30 the ratio is like 50:50 proving that bro/chick ratio is independent of the Male/Female ratio in the country. 



I've drawn lines so you can estimate the populations. They are

















So the final ratio is like 50.5:49.5 which gives a totally different idea to 49:51 total population ratio. This depicts that Bro/chick ratio is independent of the Total population male/female ratio. 


Ms.Harini Sirisena - I welcome you to the "comment" stage (I bow down like at the end of some Shakes drama & leave the stage...LOL)


N.B (Like old times...LOL)- I really posted the previous for fun - But the feedback was really serious & cool. (Im sorry my friend from a different UNI who wanted me to update his UNI bro/chick ratio - I will do). Plus the research learning from this one was superb. - Thnx everyone who commented and gave feedback.